Friday Funnies – Part 2
by The British Asian Blog
As part of a Friday Funnies theme (Part 1), in which I shared some jokes with you – I have decided to post Part 2 and continue with the theme this week.
Disclaimer: As usual jokes can offend people, my intention is not to offend anyone. If you do find the jokes offensive then contact my complaints department. You may be able to lodge a complaint but ‘nothing will be done about it’, that’s just life.
My intention is to post jokes every Friday going forward, bringing the week to a close with some banter – I hope you all enjoy:
1. Friday Funnies
Since it’s snowed all my misses has done is look through the window! If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in!!
2. Friday Funnies
A man was in toilet when someone from adjacent toilet said “Hi, how are you?”
The man was embarrassed and said: “Doing just fine..”
First man: “So, what are you up to?”
Second Man: “Well, just sitting like you..”
First Man: “Can I come over?”
Second Man: “No no, I am kinda busy now..”
First Man: “Listen, I’ll call you back, there’s an idiot in another toilet answering my questions..!!”
3. Friday Funnies
A lady on a train reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics and how often people die. She turned to the man next to her and asked “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?”
“Really,” he said, “have you tried mouthwash?”.
You have any Friday Funnies to share?