Friday Funnies by The British Asian Blogger
Disclaimer: Not intended to offend anyone but if they do then tuff – that’s just life.
Friday Funnies Number One:
Note: This joke was provided courtesy of Aneesa. She was adamant I feature this joke for her this week, as she has vast knowledge and insight to the culture and life styles of Pathan. She also requested a link to her favourite video of a Pathan Wedding where a traditional Pathan Chicken Dance (Please reduce the volume if watching in public or work environment) is taking place.
Pathan to AirHostess: “Tumara shakal humara biwiw se bht milta hai”
AirHostess ne thapar mara
Pathan bola: “MashaAllah! Adat b milta ha.
Friday Funnies Number Two:
Doctor: Madam, Your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills!
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you…
Friday Funnies Number Three:
I walked into a Pub and ordered 8 Sambuca’s. I downed them one after the other, then said to the barman, ‘I shouldn’t be drinking like this with that I’ve got’. The barman replied, ‘Why, what have you got?’ I said ‘42p’.
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