Lord Alan Sugar hand picked
world UK best apprentices put on a magnificent display last week. The Apprentice 2013 Series 9 and part 3 gave us a glimpse of what was truly in store for us and that these apprentices are truly exceptional people. Two bright individuals quickly jump to my mind, or rather a couple of scenes flash in my memory. The first scene – Lusia passionately painting Jordan’s toenails matt-black and probably the only task to date where both Lusia and Jordon have worked so passionately, second Alex the Welsh Dracula with his killer eye-brows taking on the know-it-all Natalie in a race to achieve the unbelievable milestone – to answer the telephone to receive next task instructions. Why can’t my staff show such ‘extraordinary’ enthusiasm when the phone rings?
The task was simple (as always) innovative storage space solution flat-pack furniture. You know, the stuff you supposed to find exhilarating in your home/apartment and forced to say ‘wow can’t believe this wasn’t thought of before’, but since this is The Apprentice, we need to be a little less excited and more realistic, and aim to get some good solutions from our hopefuls.
In a nutshell – The Girls team lost led by Natalie, between the best brains in the
world country they could only come up with (in theory) a multifunctional cube, which could do this and that, that and this all the while being just a cube. When it came to putting the theory into practice they failed miserably and all they made was a nail-free-not-a-cube-looking-rectangle-box-on wheels and finished their masterpiece in the colour grey. Lord Alan Sugar asked the teams to produce something which involved thinking outside of the box, the girls gave Lord Alan Sugar the box instead – on wheels.
On the other hand, the boys team powered by Alex but led by Jordan produced something a little more exciting. A table which could be folded into a much needed table. Not surprisingly the boys team won the task by selling more to their customers.
Natalie brings back the chief product designer Uzma and the not-so-enthusiastic Sophie back to the boardroom, where Sophie ends up falling victim to Lord Alan Sugar’s finger.
It’s clear, the girls are having a disaster of a time and I can’t imagine the impact it will have should they fail the task today – or Lord Alan Sugar may simply mix up the teams so save further embarrassments.
Today’s challenge involves some farmyard shop fun.